Carcrash Parker and the Haven of Larpers SIGNED w/ Five 4"x6" Postcards!

Glimrick Therrinbottom, humble bard and devoted LARPer, is on a noble quest to defeat the legendary Rogue of Bulafar—until he's unceremoniously kicked out of his group for keeping the wrong company. That "wrong company" is Carcrash Parker: pop culture fanatic, vintage video game collector, and high school nostalgia addict who wouldn't be caught dead in a foam sword fight. When Carcrash's beloved Commodore 64 goes missing, the unlikely duo sets off on a not-so-epic journey to get it back. But what begins as a simple retrieval mission spirals into a bizarre adventure that blurs the line between fantasy and reality, threatening both their worlds.

Equal parts Kevin Smith and J.R.R. Tolkien, Carcrash Parker and the Haven of Larpers is a hilarious, heartfelt collision of old-school fantasy, '80s and '90s cult classics, and the magic of friendship. Get ready for a genre-bending quest like no other.

This copy comes SIGNED with a set of 5 LIMITED EDITION 4" x 6" postcards featuring the front matter fantasy maps of Granitaria and Bulafar, plus three never-before-seen images from the unfinished Carcrash Parker PC adventure game from the 2000s! (click below for larger versions)

• Map of Granitaria
• Map of Bulafar
• Carson's Bedroom Adventure Game Still
• Elf-Fairy Maiden's Tent Adventure Game Still
• Carson and the Larper Bard Adventure Game Still

This postcard set is a limited print run, so when they're gone, they're gone!

(All orders ship to arrive around July 22 when the novel is released.)

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2025, Vine Leaves Press, 346 pages, ISBN 9783988321619

Fantasy map images by Sam Roman; adventure game images by Michael and Ashley Rushia, based on a script by Ian M. Rogers and Michael Rushia from 2011.