PRE-ORDER: Carcrash Parker and the Haven of Larpers SIGNED Copy

Glimrick Therrinbottom, humble bard and devoted LARPer, is on a noble quest to defeat the legendary Rogue of Bulafar—until he's unceremoniously kicked out of his group for keeping the wrong company. That "wrong company" is Carcrash Parker: pop culture fanatic, vintage video game collector, and high school nostalgia addict who wouldn't be caught dead in a foam sword fight. When Carcrash's beloved Commodore 64 goes missing, the unlikely duo sets off on a not-so-epic journey to get it back. But what begins as a simple retrieval mission spirals into a bizarre adventure that blurs the line between fantasy and reality, threatening both their worlds.

Equal parts Kevin Smith and J.R.R. Tolkien, Carcrash Parker and the Haven of Larpers is a hilarious, heartfelt collision of old-school fantasy, '80s and '90s cult classics, and the magic of friendship. Get ready for a genre-bending quest like no other.

All pre-orders ship to arrive around July 22 when the novel is released. This copy comes SIGNED, and a larger portion of the proceeds go to the author than if you buy from elsewhere!

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(2025, Vine Leaves Press, 346 pages, ISBN 9783988321619)